Biden Battles Cicadas En Route To Europe While VP Harris Swats Away Border Questions

Joylandi 9-Iyn, 2021
While President Biden was swatting his way through a cicada swarm of biblical proportions on his way to Europe for the G7, VP Kamala Harris was trying to swat away criticism of the itinerary for her visit to Central America.

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