Exactly What You Thought, But So Much Worse Than You Imagined

Joylandi 8-Iyn, 2021
In this edition of Stephen's unfortunately ongoing segment, he looks at damning findings of law enforcement failures leading up to the Jan 6th Capitol riot, and an insane election fraud theory known as "Italygate."

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  • Seems like Saaateeevie Colbert lost touch with his audience or reality.

  • Why don’t we have a national holiday for Jan. 6th yet?!?!

  • I see a lot of people like this format of the show, I do as well. Still, all things come to an end.

  • this show is modern Laugh in and only known T.pers laughj

  • Jesus.... We're still talking about this. Let's get some new content maybe?

  • LOL. They didn't show the video prior to the people being let in by capitol police. And they didn't show the peaceful discussion and negotiation which took place with cooperation of the capitol police. Trump is not the reason this happened. Video captured by a potential FBI recruit shows the FBI was involved in organizing the even WELL in advance.

  • his jokes need the fake laughs so much isnt funny.

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  • The Biden fake presidency?

  • Has the USA lost their minds???

  • "Gourd, gourd"

  • Hey, the Italians were the fourth nation to have a satellite in orbit after the USSR, USA, and Canada.

  • "... because I was u-n--d-e-r-w-a-t-e-r" -- Had to pause the video to finish laughing

  • I love this show!!! Bring it back!!

  • Three days from the end, we get the unalloyed Stephen Colbert. It *is* like a precious jewel, man. :)

  • Space Jew Italians maybe?.

  • Then WHY do the paper votes match the digital calculations? Jeez!!! They're so dumb.

  • Why is this horseshit in my autoplay

  • Colbert is such a clown that John Daley can't even buy into him anymore

  • 01:21 I think you have to put the timestamp in for the beta comments to show up #theTrollFarmer I'm still working on this bit so give me a little time. I still stand by the fact that I made the movie first

  • I laughed so hard that I almost forgot to hit the like button.

  • Vaccina Jackson

  • Really, you have to go to Hawaii to win a trip to Vegas? I would think it's the other way around 🤔

  • Didn't we already know all of this, Steve?

  • I like this format so much better than the studio. So don't give up the set.

  • But did the Space Italians use the Jewish Space Laser? That's the real question.

  • I'm watching this again because I already miss this format after a single day... So I'm watching the more recent videos on this format while it's still not too old

  • Not really that funny. I used to like this guy in the past.

  • No one else thinks the complaining about the sharpie and not being able to escape the camera guy is pretty cringe and not nice??? Couldn’t have said something about the sharpie in private??

  • So I took down the internet? How? Now this crypto thing. Uh oh Guys, please get your vaccines. You won't be able to leave if you don't get it.

  • All the while China and Russia are sitting back with a big smile on their faces as America rips itself apart from within. Stop the lies! Stop the hate! And stop the corporate, and dark money, political donations!

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  • stephen unhinged. this monologue was the best xD

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  • I'm ready for space Italians

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  • Stephen Colbert is fantastic - he brightens up my evenings. I watched his first show back at the Ed Sullivan theatre tonight and, for me, it felt like something was missing. I’m really going to miss his “late show” and the close, warm, funny, compassionate interactions he shared with his staff, wife, and the incredible John Baptiste. Hearing the camera crew and Evie laugh out loud night after night for the last 460 days always made me laugh so much. It was like Stephen became an important voice for anyone watching during the covid period. Somehow his “late show” felt close and connected to the audience, maybe like a family somehow, but the live show tonight felt more subtracted somehow, I just immediately felt like something was missing as I watched it. The late show has been incredible - I loved every episode. Hopefully I’ll start to feel connected to the live shows again - I’ll be watching and supporting every night! Looking forward to tomorrow nights episode. ♥️🕺🏻

  • The Carp needs to put on a shirt when coming ashore.

  • Poor Stephen. It seems he didn’t stay on holiday long enough.

  • I'll miss that this show ended up feeling like an absurdist, low-budget public access show.

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  • You without black framed glasses looks alien

  • Space Italians? Don't you mean Italiens?

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  • Time to retire the eyebrows.

  • so many racists coming out from under their rocks that racism against italians is back. which ofc hasnt been a thing since like the 30s-40s. the 600 year old white men are so emboldened now theyre gonna start going after the irish too

  • Take a life, leave a life.....WTF WV

  • First there were Jewish space lasers, and now there Italian space lasers?! What's next?! Black space lasers that can give you fades from orbit?! This is an existential crisis! YOU LOST Trump! Was it fair,no! You shouldn't have won the first time, but the electoral college was more superstitious of Hillary Clinton then you back then! Thanks for clearing things up for them on Jan 6th! Oh,you don't like what I said, Trump? Then Tweet about it! ...Oh, yeah, you can't. Then get your blog back! It may not get that many views but it is still your voice! And people may start checking out your blog eventually! It WAS getting famous on the Late night shows!

  • You suck Stephen I can’t stand your content

  • Stephen , what a foolish clown

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  • People still dying for the lies of that a-hole

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  • The descent into chaos is a delight to witness. God I'll miss this format.

  • Stephen Colbert losing his ever-loving shit over a sharpie is the content I needed to watch today...

  • Stephen, Evie and crew I’m going to miss you!

  • *Gourp Gourp* that one cracked me so hard ahahahahaha

    • I take that back xD it just gets better xD

  • I could not see Roman Catholics helping out an Irish Catholic win a Presidential Election. Better chance of Shiite Muslims helping a Sunni Muslim against a Jew.

  • God he's funny! I love Mr Colbert.. Colbert for President

  • Get this out to your patrons & family: On 2021-06-14...Eric Feigl Ding tweeted: Outbreak even w/2 dose vaccines of mRNA vaccines. 16 patients and 6 HC workers #DeltaVarian Positive. 6/16 patients +5/6 HCWorkers had recieved 2 doses of #covid 19 vaccine. 7 patients and 1 hcw had 1 dose, 1 patient now in ICU #dontletup.....CBC news Canada. (Carolyn from Canada)

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  • Been telling people that absolutely nothing will be done about Trump's role in the DC protests right from the start. Just as I told people that absolutely nothing will come out of the Mueller report. I'm not even American and I know better than most Americans how American politics works.

  • Did Stephen spend his vacation getting high? 😂

  • “Space Italians” ….so no Super Mario Galaxy references?

  • dude quarantine has not been to your writers

  • yes, Bidens first 100 days were exactly that.

  • 🤣🤣🤣 This is the show after editing ? I am going to miss it all … Good luck on the new- back to normal show 🌺🥰❤️

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  • This guy is an arse. HE IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH HOLLYWOOD. FAKE,FAKE,FAKE.

  • Omg this is probably the best episode yet. I could not stop CRYING 😂😂😂

  • Space Italians? Pizza the Hutt or Flying Spaghetti Monster?

  • scarborough fair is public domain.

  • Racist add on: Was there fried chicken nearby?

  • Do we now have to check all the ballots for marinara? Were some of the ballots written on canollis?

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  • How can we ever live without delicious fictional conspiracies again? I think Mr. Trump should be nominated as Secretary Of Conspiracies for the rest of his life.

  • Had C19. Horrible. The 2 vaxx shots also made me sick. I am done

  • ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY SECRET: As these segments are being filmed, there's an IV drip bottle just under Stephen's desk that mainlines bourbon directly into his scrotum.

  • You are SO funny! I love these shows because of how your staff laughs 😂😂😂

  • They should make a compilation of the vax-scene songs. That would be great!

  • Does this bloke even have a script? I watch from Australia and realize we need someone here to step up to the mark with this type of wit and natural, spontaneous banter.

  • I find it sad that , in the USA at least, the government has to bribe people with 'prizes' just to have them get a Corona Vaccine. The Corona is, at present, fatal. The morgues can't keep up. They are renting refrigeration trucks by the hundreds just to store the bodies long enough for them to catch up on the backlog of funerals. As I said, sad.

  • GQP!!

  • I think Evvie should be on the couch from now on, like Ed McMahon used to be.

  • I'm going to miss the sound of Evie's laugh when Stephen truly hits his mark. No live audience can replace her.

  • Don't forget this jan 6 gem! Posted 6-13-21 3:05pm. If censored go #nocensor Watch "Officer killed in vehicle attack at the Capitol | WNT" on UZfire uzfire.info/camera/video/Yq3OmGV71Zx3pak

  • I am going to miss the informality of the basement shows, the warmth and intimacy of hearing the staff laughing. I hope you'll be able to keep some of it in the AfterTimes

  • unfortunately means "chi ching" for colbert

    • its money all the way to the bank

  • If this show’s going back to the laugh track I’m back to not really watching. Hope Trevor Noah doesn’t

  • Don't forget those pesky Romulans who teleported thousands of ballots straight into drop boxes!

  • this is different..... they only did re-counts, did'nt check to see if the ballots were bogus..... mail in ballots have to have folds, maricopa co had a ton of stuff to vote for so if you get a ton of ballots with just biden -harris and kelly and nothing else on the ballot it is suspicious and deserves a closer look..... unless you believe a guy who never left his basement got more legal votes than anyone in history .... the democrats sent 3 law firms and 105 lawyers to az to stop this....why ???

  • Jewish Space Lasers and now Italian Space Satellites. Financial pro-tip: Invest large in Red hats with a tinfoil lining.

  • Should leave it the way it is. Intimate and hilarious. I think Colbert misses the adoration.

  • Remember when this show was funny

  • Oh Stephen don’t be Smiting God not now not a here or not this close

  • I'm gonna say? Stephen Colbert is RIGHT UP THERE with some perfect comedic timing. I know....it's a hard pressure. I live in LA, and its a hard pressure....But? Thank you for the laughs.

  • WHAT?