This Is Your Lobster On Drugs

Joylandi 10-Iyn, 2021
Lobsters: they're just like us.

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  • Damnit, that last line should've been "who's got the munchies?"

  • *”...then all the meat in our butt was ripped out with a tiny fork and served with butter.” What a way to go.*

  • Yummy

  • Was that supposed to be 3D?

  • Lobsters on weed lol

  • god, drugs are people's solution for fucking EVERYTHING nowadays...

  • I’m vegan. This was sad. 🌱

  • Duuude...

  • That's sick. Nothing like laughing about how you make something suffer and how you kill it.

  • Went the hell would they waste money on something so stupid

  • 🎶 *Picture yourself in a boat on a river,* *Where lobstery people eat cannabis pies...* 🎶

  • Would the THC transfer to the person eating the lobsters and cause them to fail a drug test?

  • Coming to a Long John Silvers near you: Funyuns flavored lobster bites

  • I seriously think some chef in San Francisco had some sciency friends and just wanted to try to figure out a way to have THC infused lobster on the menu. :)

  • Eating animals is weird and cruel. 🥴

    • @Cherry Red Neither. More like Joaquin Phoenix! 👍😁🌱☮

    • Are you Morrissey or Edward Furlong? 🤔

  • That's almost as hilarious as my buddy being made by the university to numb mussels with menthol before he could throw them whole in the laboratory blender.

  • I think that on Monday, when the show is back in the Ed Sullivan Theatre, the "A" in the title should blow up in a big ass explosion, then the "THE" should swoop through space, like in the opening of Superman: The Movie, and fall into its proper place in the title. Maybe scored by John Williams' Superman theme.

  • I resemble that remark...

  • Jordan Peterson is so high right now.

  • Lol... I'm scared. Oh My God I'm scared!

  • "Who's hungry"...that put chill down my spine.

  • “Partnership for a Delicious America.”🤣🤣

  • Having lived in Maine for a decade, I can tell ya.. this isn't a new idea.

  • Or you can just kill the lobster right before you through it in hot boiling water... The practice of throwing live lobsters in hot water is stupid and makes absolutely no difference.

  • For fucks sake give the lobster morphine, not freakin weed

  • But what kind of terpene profile do the lobsters prefer? Something more indica I presume since it would help with pain of being boiled

  • I am a pro humane treatment of lobsters, and there is NO possible way to humanely kill a lobster for consumption. And I am not talking about a vegan 'all death is death', literally there is no known way to kill a lobster in a way that is relatively quick and painless to the lobster. Which is why more than several cities and locations across the world have started to ban lobster as a food item for that reason.

  • Hi- the word humane doesn’t really have a more or a less. Call me what you will, but killing is unnecessary and inherently cruel so like... can we be better than this, please?

    • @Thomas Becker I said bet, because I genuinely hope you do, should be every humans right to have easy access to food. I can flip it, and ask why people advocate for the welfare of animals but still agree that they must be raised/caught/killed on mass for profit and taste pleasure. We’ve gone quite off topic. I can revise and ask instead, _if you do_ have access to a variety of foods, is there any good reason to support animal agriculture?

    • Why do you assume I have access to a grocery store? How do you know I don't live in a food desert? Why are vegans by and large so freaking close-minded and all-or-nothing? Probably the same reason why PETA operates high-kill animal shelters and kidnaps pets in order to euthanize them.

    • @Thomas Becker I think you’ve put quite a spin on this whole thing, no one can force anyone to _not_ commodify/harm/eat animals. There is no denying that there are groups of people who rely on wildlife for sustenance. Animal agriculture is the number one driver of loss of biodiversity. We damage the ecosystems that support the majority of life on earth, including humans, when we support animal agriculture. +I can bet, as a human arguing over what is ideal in a comment section- about eating lobsters of all animals, you are not faced with relying on the land for survival. I’d guess you have access to a grocery store, and are regularly provided the choice of eating animals, or plants. Why would we choose unnecessary harm?

    • @Emma Lewis I'd like to see your peer-reviewed sources for your numbers. What about indigenous peoples? Would you force your authoritarian veganism on them, too? What about people that hunt and fish to sustain their families? What happens when animal populations get too large and they start starving to death? Is it okay to kill them, then?

    • @Thomas Becker We can just, not eat animals and still be regular humans, avoiding harm where is practical. We could actually reduce our total agricultural land use by 75% while producing more than enough food for everyone if we didn’t have to produce enough plants to fatten a global culmination of around 70 billion land animals. That would save us enormous amounts of water, and free up space to allow natural wildlife to return to the areas. Bugs can be bugs outside, otherwise I’d consider it breaking n entering. Lol

  • Stoney!

  • Where's is my Ghee.

  • I was getting boiled Alive, because they wanted me High …

  • The experiment was inconclusive. After 20 minutes, the lobster ate itself with drawn butter.

  • Now I want stoned lobster.

  • Anyone hear the ASPCA coming?

    • PETA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • In Australia to cook a live what you call a spiny lobster which we call a crayfish we put them in the fridge and when they are cooled they are numb and then you cook a live crayfish. It is humane and they don't feel pain.

    • That could work But..... High Lobsters sounds funnier. By the way make #HighLobsters a trens or something because its too funny not to spread it

    • And you know this because you asked them, right?

  • Great, I love those haha !

  • :-(

  • Lobsters waking up in the sky

  • Shoulda called in Seth Rogan to be the voice of Lobster #2.

  • The comment section is just as good as this clip. LMAO 🤣

  • Wow, does this mean I can make a bath house in Colorado featuring THC infused waters? Holy Hannah, cash cow coming in, MOOOOOO!

  • It'll be a waste of THC

  • This has Jabooody Dubs vibes 😃😃

  • savage

  • To be honest...I'd like to know if getting them high means that when I eat the mofo that ill get high too

  • Lobster and crabs = wet spiders. They are underwater spiders. You're welcome.

    • @Tona Pittman *"Here, have one of these big red bugs..."* - "The Tick"

    • Formerly regarded as "cockroaches of the sea"! Maybe it's time to revive that view!

  • "Now Zoidberg is the popular one."

  • So my question is, if we eat lobster that was high on THC, will we get the same effects of eating an edible???

    • @CageyBee well shucks

    • that depends on whether or not it was still in it's system when it was cooked, i think they drain the blood which is where most of it goes.

  • This explains how scientists put weed and lobsters in their research budget.

  • We would use vodka prior to boiling lobsters.

    • @Catrina Simpson And I from my mom!

    • @John Lazos I learned that from my dad.

    • Came here to say that! A splash of vodka in the pot calms them down when they go in. They don't thrash at all.

  • I shan't lie... I was hoping for a 'my claw is SOOOO big' joke here, because lobsters actually do have large claws.

  • I would volunteer for this, just sign me up for the no boiling group

  • Kill lobsters First by stabbing in high neck area... Would you like to be boiled alive?!? Be kind✌️💙

  • Bug butt meat yum

  • I mean... a straight shop to the brain is not enough?

  • Makes me wonder what Jordan Peterson would say on this

  • Only a matter of time till some goofball sticks a lobster up their butt

  • This was big news here in Maine in 2018 which is the original part of this bit. Took place in Southwest Harbor, Maine. Anyways, the woke people got all Butt hurt about getting lobsters high but didnt seem to care that they get boiled alive. Pff lol

  • I hate seafood I just hope lobster doesn't taste as bad as other sea living things

    • I love shellfish!!

    • If you can imagine what low tide might taste like, lobster is close to that.

  • I for one welcome my food going out in a state of mind higher than my own before consuming.

  • A baked lobster in a hot pot...smell what the rock lobster is cooking?

  • The next “in” thing will be cooking lobsters at the stake!

  • That not a rock lobster, that's a stone(d) lobster.

    • The b52s were probably stoned when they made rock lobster.

  • Purple Haze for Red Lobsters. Yummy, yummy! 😋

  • Why pot? Why not try an actual painkiller?

    • Make the diners get the munchies so they'll order more.

    • Pot was cheaper

    • It's called "comedy". As in "you aren't supposed to take this seriously".

  • This reminds me of a date on went on with this Keebler not too long ago. I pulled out all the stops, took her to Red Lobster for the Seafood Special, and even let her order à la carte. We picked up some edibles on the way to the restaurant and by the time I got her home, She was so out of her mind and stuffed from the Lobster that she let me eat the rest her Crabs 🦀🦀🦀!

  • 🌈 GENIUS PLAN… paranoia makes getting cooked alive SO MUCH MORE pleasant✨

  • Can't watch stuff like this without cringing, so I don't. 😖

  • Wouldn’t that make… Pot Lobster? I’ll see myself out.

    • We need a remake of Rock Lobster now

    • Dat a dum dum 😃

    • @angelsarereal. God lost at Waterloo? No wonder he is so mad.

    • God I'm glad you lost at Waterloo

  • I remember hearing stories of Aussie 🇦🇺 and Kiwi 🇳🇿 tourists in Bali 🇮🇩 who've done so much cocaine and other drugs whilst there, that they actually couldn't even feel pain anymore. For example, some tourists have gotten so hopped up on whatever it is they took in Bali that when they burnt 🔥 themselves via sunburn or from a motorcycle 🏍 exhaust, to the point that you can even see bone, they still didn't feel a thing. That's probably how it works for lobsters 🦞 as well I guess.

  • Is the weed box what happened to those people who think keys stick to them due to the magnetic effects of the vaccine? And where can I get one?

  • I imagine a lobster is grateful to be boiled alive. I mean, who would want to live their whole life as a _lobster_ ?

    • I guess a lobster...

    • How does that stop them from living their whole life as lobsters? :p

  • People, if you actually have enough money to cook lobster _or_ you live in Maine, please cut through your lobster's head before boiling them. Basic decency...

    • @-Lane Curtis Boo hoo hoo....

    • @Thomas Becker Okay, point is though the poster I was replying to didn't know that as a kid, and until you said something i didnt either. Even then, they still feel pain as theyre being boiled alive and the noise, scream as it isnt, still sounds like one to the average person.

    • @-Lane Curtis But it's not a scream.

    • @Thomas Becker Listen, it sure as sugar sounds like a scream to anyone listening, especially a child.

    • They're bugs.

  • So what the fuck did I just witness

  • Or give them a nice hot bath to relax them, then moisturise them with butter.

  • That's why you shove a knife in its head for a quick painless kill, where they're dead before they could even feel anything.

  • So, first you _bake_ the lobster, then boil it

    • This deserves to be top comment.

    • I swear I heard a rimshot go off somewhere when I read this! Ba-dum-TISH!

    • No, you *stone* the lobster before you bake it.