Trump's tech idea gets Pony Express endorsement

Joylandi 8-Iyn, 2021
When Donald Trump suggests avoiding cyber-attacks by returning to paper-based accounting, a Pony Express rider joins to wholeheartedly agree.

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  • Drump "we made the biggest bill, bitcoin on paper it´s the the biggest bill ever made ^^ maga "

  • Imagine being a "brilliant businessman" who wants to run SQL on abacus.

  • Republicans I have to ask you is this really the man you want to lead you who says computers bad, but writing letters good (after he destroyed the post office)?

  • If you can’t dazzle them with facts, bury them in paperwork is a good way to hide illegal activities; so the former president saying let’s do everything on paper makes sense.

  • Wait, why did the horse's leg bones spontaneously break like that?

  • Mitch McConnell, the equivalent of hypocrisy

  • Lol Trump voltou outra vez para demonizar...perdeu as estribeiras do cavalo!!

  • The Stable Genius has a solution!

  • old man screams at cloud

  • trump has been reduced to FAX, so of course he would want everyone to be ON THE SAME PAGE.

  • Proves his dementia as he was the one that plotted to destroy the Post Office.

  • Stop highlighting trump with your platform.

  • what's with the needless animal cruelty? is Stephen suddenly Italian?

  • I don't know what that Fat Dunce was talking about, but it does actually make sense to always have a paper ballot. The all-electronic voting ideas are just nonsense. Marking and scanning ballots is just fine.

  • Are they calling the orange turd by name again?

  • He's almost as smart as a dung beetle.

  • 😆

  • "When you put everything on _internet."_ Not *the* internet, but just _internet._ Because it's an unknown entity to him outside texting.

  • Wealthy Globalists like George Soros and the Rothchilds are evil and want to control the world and want to take all your rights away like your right to own guns and your right to free speach. Globalists are responsible for election fraud and the virus.Globalist also control the Democrats, Mainstream media, sports, Hollywood and social media. Globalists are responsible for election fraud and the virus. Globalists removed Trump because Trump wants the people of the world to have the power and freedom. Go to the website X22report.com for the truth. They have daily reports

  • Will paper forest are sustainable

  • Yeah... if only the US voting systems used paper accounting instead of all the ele... oh wait...

  • He's just appealing the really old conservatives who watch Fox News. Memory serves a core demographic is over 70 at this point. They grew up without computerized billing systems so to them it just makes sense to go back to what they had when they were young.

  • remember, this man gutted and left empty the government's cyber security agencies, councils, and departments because russia tots didn't meddle in the 2016 election

  • Yeah I agree. No more computers. And also, no more post office. And just no more communicating in general. There's simply no other way to stop financial fraud.

  • ... unless it's mail-in ballots then he doesn't want a paper record

  • But the paper is on bamboo from China! He needs to keep his whines organized.

  • Crazy people don't know they're crazy, do they? lol

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  • So what have Democratic Party done lately? Called Putin a killer and scheduled a meeting? Said they will take action against cyber attacks and did jack shit?

  • True Story Bro : Trump was caught eating a paper memo left on his desk to read. Aide walks in and see's Tromp eating it .

  • Trump should set an example by playing 18 holes of Golf without driving a Golf Cart. He has to walk all the way instead of driving up to the ball.

  • "I'll develop some disease and say I have to resign." -Joe Biden

  • This is from the horse's arse that tried to demolish the Postal Service.

  • Trump is on to something, we should go back to carrier pigeons. It's just as good as ingesting bleach.

  • He is so easy to read. He is now setting up the idea/Lie- that the accounting on his businesses was wrong.

    • Rinse in tanning solution and repeat.

    • Obviously Obama and Biden conspired with Ukrainian hackers to fake his tax returns.

    • "The numbers, on these computers, you can't trust them. They're fake numbers. You've heard of solar flares right? They can flip the bits you know? Change the numbers? Can't trust a computer, nope."

  • Refer to the the department of the Navy as to how antiquated data systems and physical paper copy based systems are completely inefficient and likewise are a major headache to personnel.

  • bidens, harris, clintons, obama, ocasio-cortez, pelosi go to prison🤣👉🚔👮‍♂️

  • Trump re-elected legally president of the United States until January 2025👍🇺🇸 is fact👍

    • Impeached twice, and will be in prison, and / or 79 years old, so... nah. Thanks for the giggle, though.

  • Trump parties like it's 1861!

  • I have said it quite often before: Republicans want to turn back the world's calendars (gee, aren't there religious groups in the Middle East trying to do that in many countries, too?), they just can't seem to agree on whether to ONLY go back to 1950. Apparently, Trump would really be happy if we went back to when votes were tallied on blackboards at polling stations and then riders on horseback delivered the results to the local town hall.

  • "Ooops! No doubt about it.. I need a better horse!" "Now here's something we hope you REALLY like!"

  • The world would be so much better off if Everyone used sharpies like Trump. 👍

  • Yeah give donald an abacus...though I doubt he would know how to manipulate the figures on it.

  • 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • Or a decent VPN app and melware and third party access app

  • Boy! he is a stable genius! whatever that is. Anyway I’ll follow him until the end of the flat earth.

    • A stable genius knows everything about horse accommodation.

  • Trump’s an expert with paper. He uses tax return forms to wipe his arse.

  • Why does it feel like Trump is secretly investing heavily into Dunder Mifflin? Does he even know it's not a real company?

    • Nope, I would say he also has stock in Sabre, Stark Industries, Wayne Corp, and Veidt Enterprise but those seem to advanced for him.

  • He's as dumb as you thought he was!

  • Most crime organizations don’t like digital trails. Before they even thought about trying to conceal financial crimes, the evidence is already there.

  • The fact that there’s still people even supporting this guy’s imaginary ideas indicate that stupidity is definitely a pandemic we’ve been suffering for decades.

    • @Nino Best Well, trump doesn't think at all.

    • @Dan Elmore naaaah there’s a big difference. His imaginary ideas he just spews out of his mouth and he doesn’t think before he speaks.

    • In fairness, all ideas are imaginary. His are simply ideas that demonstrate a lack of comprehension of the real world.

  • 🤣😂🤣 accounting and such. Sounds like he's having a tantrum because he's in trouble and afraid that Weisselberg has thrown him under the bus.

    • www.youtubesz.com/watch?v=AaTNysfcNbS

    • Oh, now he is going to claim that all his financial records were altered. lol! There always turns out to be some motive behind his blathering, doesn't there?

  • Everyone. And I mean everyone. Knows 80% of all twitter, Facebook, UZfire, accounts are foreigners, and or cyber-bots. And that the stuff directly fed to us on our accounts. Are done so through their algorithms. Even the Federal Government knows. That foreign countries have meddled in our elections. Which means war!

  • Remember when you could just shred all evidence of tax fraud and evasion? Good times.....

  • This is the first thing I've ever agreed with Trump about Lol. Until they get their security right, everything should be (and should have been) also done old school. Wasn't THAT long ago.

  • Who?

  • Fun fact: the Pony Express only existed because the railway and telegraph had not yet been finished, as a make-shift connection. It lasted only a few years. Also, riders had to be extremely young; the guy in this video would have been way too old.

    • @Rick Simon Yeah, that would explain why.

    • @rutabagasteu Maybe that's why the horse imploded in this video; dude is too heavy ;)

    • You can probably find the posters they used. Orphans of slight build.

  • Trumps game plan is so dangerous it's not funny. He's "suggesting" to all his followers how he's going to be reinstated. He's got his bogus re-counts... Which are going to have interesting results I'm sure. Then his followers are going to want to see him re-installed. Then... When it doesn't happen... They could get violent... Again... And that is trumps design.

  • "I know tech better than anyone" - Donald Trump

    • @TacoTuesday218 - impeachment

    • Hahahaha!

    • He consider himself smart better than anyone.

    • IQ45 knows nothing better. He’s just smoke and mirrors and I’m being generous. He lies like a narcissistic child that no one calls him out, even though everyone knows when he’s spewing mindless brain vomit.

    • That's such a useful template for him. You can replace "tech" with just about anything. - lies - porn stars - frauds - scams - insurrection

  • 🤣🎯💯💯💯👏👏👏💖💖💖

  • There's no paper trace from 2016 election.

  • The Pony Express was, in fact, killed by the Internet of its day- the telegraph.

    • @Valerie J. Norse They both came in at virtually the exact same time.

    • And the transcontinental railroad didn't help either.

  • What a bafoon

  • I have no problem with Trump delivering mail with a horse 🐴. Maybe he can get back his 80M Twitter followers that way. Who knows.

  • Ponies are far too clever to endorse anything Trump likes or suggests . They cam sense morons

  • Haha Fox now uses the 'serious' Trump phone-photo (not that ridiculous vagina neck smiling one) and the imbecile to the right is equally serious about the insane verbal diarrhea.

  • If you all stop obsessing over Donald Trump, people might start caring about late night shows again

    • When states stop passing voter suppression laws catering to Trump's fantasies of massive voter fraud, and Trump's followers stop talking like another insurrection would be a fine thing, I'll be MORE than happy to stop thinking about Trump.

  • "If I can't tweet and facebook, no one can!" -some little crybaby who didn't 'bring blogging back'.

    • @cmdraftbrn you do know it's called Facebook? Besides, no one NEEDS to be on Facebook.

    • oh come on don't bring blogging into this. there are millions of great blogs out there still.

    • at least facecrook will be quiet.

  • we gonna build a waahl folks, a big wahl a huge wahl! - (like a firewall sir?) no a mexican waahl! #freemexicanjoker

  • Well Trump was destroying the post office reducing them to horses sounds about right.

  • Says the man who eats paper evidence

    • Thank you! I was thinking about that incident the other day and wondering if, in the fever dream of the Trump years, I'd just made it up!

  • "We need to return to the old ways, where you could hire someone to burn all the evidence of income tax evasion."

    • Or create a new type of digital currency that nobody can track... But who would be dumb enough to think that would work rite?

    • www.youtubesz.com/watch?v=AELIRemtlqf

    • It worked for Reagan and Iran-Contra

    • Boy, the number of these old white guys that don't seem to realize they're on video saying the shit they do, it's no surprise they're shocked when texts and emails can be tracked.

    • @Valerie J. Norse I thought it was set fire to the chickens and THEN feed them the ballots. ...I need to make a call

  • The megalomaniacal man-child is dumber than a sack of hammers.

  • Bat's to the bell fry

  • 👋😆

  • Proof positive that old timers can’t make all the decisions lol

  • Using paper again? Such as for voting perhaps? Is the Donald suggesting returning to paper ballots? And those can then be mailed?

    • @Lo Ki I was being satirical. It's appallingly ridiculous that the former POTUS thinks that all the votes should be counted by midnight on election day and any that aren't should be thrown out. The man is dangerous, ego-maniacal, he has no idea how anything works, and if it weren't for an evil, power-hungry group of plutocrats, he would have been impeached and removed the first time. (Also, I'm Canadian, and we have well-organized elections. I reckon if our population ever expands to that of the current levels in the U.S., our elections will still be well-organized.)

    • www.youtubesz.com/watch?v=AZXOfUWBDrv

    • @Lo Ki That's OK, evidently it is OK to keep counting and recounting for months, perhaps years? It takes a while to find the bamboo and Venezuela coffee bean fibers.

    • @Olive O'Sudden So as your country's population continues to grow, you would have to have a hundred thousand poll clerks or so to get all the votes counted before the witching hour.

    • Yes, paper ballots, but only Republicans can mail them in, and all those paper ballots have to be received and counted before midnight on election day, and any that haven't been counted turn into pumpkins.

  • The pieces of paper will be the evidence to convict.

    • Yes Me. Trump, your tax returns are just pieces of paper. How about showing us your tax returns... like you said you would.

  • Can't we just inject the internet with bleach?

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